Junior English

An english class designed create strong decievers and public speakers, instructing students on how to misrepresent sources to fit their agenda.

Teachers: Yohan Smith, Blarfengar, Wesley Bodnar

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Honours Junior English

A project based english class for advanced students, students will be tasked with created a viral psyop and will be graded off of effectivity.

Teachers: Helen Keller

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Senior English

An english class where students are instructed on the art of propaganda and fan fiction. Students will learn about the creation of false news reports, and how to make them more descrete.

Teachers: Helen Keller, Blarfengar, Wesley Bodnar

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Statistics

An advanced math class teaching students how to visualize, analyze, and misrepresent data mathematically.

Teachers: Gorp

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Analytical Geometry

A rigorous study of both euclydian and non-euclydian geometry, and its analytical applications.

Teachers: Yohan Smith, Matthew Stalin

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Real Analysis & Topology

A rigorous investigation of the real number system, set theory, sequences, and foundations of calculus, the class will also provide a proof based overview of elementary topological topics.

Teachers: Ferris Euler, Gorp, Matthew Stalin

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Political Science

Political Science prepares students for the complex world of buisiness & politics, our instructors teach students the basics of campaigning, lobbying, and voter manipulation. Students will end the year with a final mock campaign project graded on successfulness and unanswered promises.

Teachers: Randy, Lord Cogan Larroll (Online Only), Mr. Steve

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Globalism

A brief introduction to the concepts of Globalism, and its many pros and cons. Students will be required to take a stance and argue for their chosen stance throughout many checkpoints through the year.

Teachers: Mr. Steve, Lord Cogan Larroll (Online Only)

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Jewish Studies

A thoughful study of the early history of Judaism, Jewish cultural practicesm, and the Hebrew languages. Students will be exposed a detailed and empathetic description of the many trials and tribulations of the Jewish people throughout history, and the current state of the religion in the 21st century.

Teachers: A. Hitler

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Alchemy

Under close supervision of a skilled wizard, students will learn the fundamentals on the chemical science of Alchemy. Students will turn base metals into other rare metals such as gold or silver, deriving healing remedies, and the prolonging of life.

Teachers: Grand Wizard Bill, Randy

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Reanimation

Students will be introduced to the moral and legal standards of reanimation, and will be taught foundational skills required to revive a deceased individual.

Teachers: Grand Wizard Bill

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Painting in Perspective

Students will learn about basic brush, and colour mixing techniques, as well as the basics of perspective and framing realistics scenes.

Teachers: A. Hitler

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